Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

Mentally breaking down your opponent

by insulting them using kindergarten insults

are you losers from losertown? because you losers are!
John this is an intervention.
Charlie, why is he Mentally breaking down your opponent?

by Buro December 11, 2020

Complete Opposite of Ugly

The Complete Opposite of Ugly is when someone is the least bit ugly and doesn't realize it. They think they are super ugly, but they are actually super beautiful.

Tara "I'm the ugliest person ever."
Kaitlin "You're the complete opposite of ugly."

by KaitlinP7 December 3, 2011

Opposite hipster

A person who likes something way after it was popular and everyone stopped caring about it.

What is that, the Gangnam Style dance? Does anyone even remember that song?

The kid dancing is the opposite hipster

by Psypuck August 28, 2013

opportunist

another word for a slut or a whore. could be a man as well

Nic is not a slut he is an opportunist.
charnelle is not a whore shes an opportunist

by jessica H September 8, 2006

Opposite of cool

Not cool!

"Drag Beard is the opposite of cool"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003