Mount Olive

Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.

"Mount Olive? That sounds like a nice place..."
"You must be high fool..."

by MOHS student October 25, 2009

nasty olive

The act of sticking your ball sack into your sex partners ass and then dipping them into his/her mouth to suck on them.

Dude, last night i fed my girlfriend a nasty olive last night, then she ralfed her brains out.

by Farphickhover [german accent] June 2, 2011

Barcelona Olive Garden

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.

Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

by Mark Question December 2, 2018

Opposite Olive

When you say your opinion and that one person has to be different and say the opposite to what you think.

“Ugh it’s so hot today I’m sweating”
“No it’s literally not even hot what”
“Girl you’re such an Opposite Olive”
“Huh?”

by Iceeater582794 May 10, 2022

Pulling an Olive

Doing an ridicolous action or saying something dumb just to start a problem

"oh my God I can't believe she said that she's pulling an Olive"

by Conman1516 July 28, 2020

cock olive

A sex act in which a male sticks a piece of pimento in his urethra, and his sexual partner sucks it out. (or, he can suck it out himself if he is so blessed)

We were feeling particularly randy, so we went for a two-pimento cock olive!

by Undercover Bubba July 15, 2009

mount olive

a town where only weird people live, girls all think it's some "miniature version of laguna beach" but really just a crappy town in north new jersey where there happens to be 5 dunkin donuts within 1/2 a mile from eachother. and a place where 6th graders do drugs. and where all the sports the whole town does their all "proud" and "MO PRIDE" even though they lose at least 75% of all their games. and everyone is emo. and everyone listens to dashboard confessional and hellogoodbye and they say that they listen to panic at the disco but really they think that "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" is called "teen hearts beating faster".

"where do u live"
"mount olive"
"*throws paper at them* GET AWAY!"

by pinkicecream May 8, 2006