obseeded

When you are so obsessed with something it has planted a seed in your brain. This typically happens when something is so cool or new that you want to replicate the coolness/newness of the object/idea too much.

Can also be used in a mocking tone.

Person 1: Oh my god!!!! I just love the new Kanye West song!
Person 2: Cool.
Person 1: Seriously though I've had it on repeat for two weeks.
Person 2: Dude, you're obseeded.

by margeuxforthewin December 28, 2010

Observancyness

The brilliant insight one grows into.

Over the years, you really have grown into your observancyness.

by MsLaila August 25, 2011

ObsernMarioBros

A stupid Mario plushtuber online since August 23rd, 2022. His old channel, Bowser the Hedgehog Studios was terminated because of 3 copyright strikes. Now that channel is with kracc bacc.

ObsernMarioBros posted a brand new video.

by ObsernMarioBros January 16, 2023

obesha

a very large woman

"She is in McDonalds very obesha of her!"

by obeshaopp September 10, 2023

dio-obesa

dio-obesa can mean
1. diabetes

2. obesity

3. diarrhea

( it all depends on the convo)

shallisa: guys! i have been getting really chunky in the legs lately

jorge: oh no shallisa you might have dio-obesa
shallisa: omg jorge can you help me lose some weight?
jorge: sure
other convo
fernando: bro, i can’t stop shatting myself
dequan: oh no g, i think you have a little dio-obesa!
fernando: go take some pepto-bismol, it will help the dio-obesa come out faster.
dequan: thanks man i hope it works
convo 3
arjun: bro i just went to the doctor and he said i have type 2 diebetes

vector: oh no my shrimpy you have dio-obesa

arjun: this can’t be happening

vector: it’s okay arjun just don’t eat or drink really sweet things, 😉

by ShalissaJohnson January 4, 2021

Obesitoy

A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.

Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?

by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010

obemer

obemer is an amazing person who acts like the president but he's actually a total dumb ass

obemer is a fag

by your friendly idiot January 3, 2018