Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

knee bar

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.

Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!

by Ondra February 06, 2018

On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.

Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".

by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014

Arden Knee

A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".

You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!

by thetingism8 November 02, 2020

Finger knees

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 December 05, 2007

bumping knees

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.

Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?

by Calhoun11 November 04, 2015