Run the bath

When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.

“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”

Johnny: “run the bath”

by Johney bananas November 28, 2020

Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.

How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1

by beanie B**** March 09, 2011

Hayley Bath

The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster

"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"

by Legitimate Troublemaker June 14, 2017

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 July 06, 2013

Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 24, 2022

bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

Sink bath

When, as an adult, you fill up the sink with warm water, and then put your butt in it.

The shower wasn't working so I took a sink bath.

by Sfalexi February 14, 2022