Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

by Streuth December 2, 2019

Promise Ring

A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻

He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

Promise ring

A ring that a boy typically gets a girl to prove his immortal love for her. A promise for the love he tends to hold onto and that he’ll forever stay by her until they’re vowels are spoken✨🤞🏻

He got a promise ring for his girlfriend to promise they’re marriage will soon to happen one day.

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019