ripples nightmare

when you are taking a girls skirt off and she farts so hard she rips her underware

dude i had a ripples nightmare on prom night!!

by nightmarechild October 9, 2008

backdoor nightmare

When you fuck a girl in the ass while she's passed out.

I gave this bitch a backdoor nightmare last night after she passed out.

by coldfield January 9, 2010

Massengill nightmare

1) A grouping of douchebags, whether it be inside a bar or someone's friends.

2) A venue known for its douchebag patronage.

1) She invited me to go out with her douchebag friends, but I decided it sounded like a Massengill nightmare and declined the offer.

2) The Ed Hardy convention was a Massengill nightmare.

by Hoochadog May 21, 2011

muddy nightmare

Using a fresh shit as a dildo on a woman

The man gave that girl a muddy nightmare

by Trungeldore November 9, 2014

plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.

Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

your best nightmare

Your sexual beast of the night ;)

Charlie Fizzz is my BEST NIGHTMARE ;)She'll be your best nightmare to, Georgio ;)

by Rebeccyy January 16, 2009

Pipe Nightmare

An evil but seemingly impossible scheme.

Mein Fuhrer! Dis Holocaust ist becoming a Pipe Nightmare! Ve cant pozzibly eliminate all ze Juden! Ve culd poison ze money zo, ja? Zat vil verk.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008