Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
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My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
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Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
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Get the Brett newton mug.1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus
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Get the Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron mug.Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
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