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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents
Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight
by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024
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Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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Naim/Naiman inch

When one of your friends has a huge, unbelievably big, and lush cock. Even the sluttiest of them all can't take it without gasping for air.
Person 1: Yamar tom naimtai har pisda ve!

Person 2: Minii Naim/Naiman inch iig medermeer baina uu galzuu gichii min?
by Ariuka May 28, 2024
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+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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