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Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
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Grad-nap

A sudden urge to sleep, and the immediate act of satisfying this urge - the kind only experienced by students in graduate law programs at university.
The urge occurs irrespective of caffeine intake - and is, quite dangerously, contagious.
Often brought on by the mere mention of estoppel, promissory notes, misfeasance in a public office or annotated legislation.
C: Wow, six hours of university in a row. Grad-nap?

A: For sure. I've already painted my nails and had a three-shot black coffee. It's no wonder I feel a Grad-nap coming on.
by Reggie Blade May 5, 2010
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snow nap

To die or pass out in the snow. Usually many climbers who attempt to summit Mount Everest may suffer from this.
They're not rational enough to know like "if I sit down, and take just an little bitty nap, then I'm not getting back up." I'm taking a snow nap. --Jeff B. Evans
by Vappyvap October 24, 2018
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dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)
Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.
Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."
by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023
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The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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