Noob

The worst teammate ever!

If you’re the noob. Get better at the game instead of blaming your teammates

by Rara 21 January 24, 2022

noobhouse

A team of noobs; A noob clan; A noob who owns a server;A server full of noobs

Bong: My server pwns!
Fred: No this sever is a noobhouse

by Andrew Parksly August 3, 2005

noobskates

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie). + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop

Da fuck is up with this noobtubery

by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009

Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

noon ball

The act of skipping lunch to go to play basketball. A form of inter murals for aging males to continue playing the sport they love.

Alex: "Hey man you wanna grab some Taco Bell?"
David: "Nah, me and some guys are goin to play some noon ball."

by Chrono68 August 8, 2010

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014