That's the problem, shit-brain.
Hym "You're NOT doing what I'm doing. You thought you were doing MORE and NOW... You're doing LESS. You thought you weren't shit. Bit it didn't take much to do MORE THAN YOU EVER WOULD HAVE DONE IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. This is MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE DONE. You won't ever do anything equivalent. But don't feel bad. Someone is going to get a lot of mileage out of those sloppy wet holes. That's it. It's still won't ever come close. I could give you a million-billion years and you'll couldn't have ever done more than you are doing. And it's STILL LESS."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2025
Get the Lessmug. 1. Romantically bankrupt; describes a person who, despite effort, charisma, or delusion, receives zero romantic attention — not a single flirt, wink, or “wyd?” in sight.
2. Existing in a perpetual state of “no rizz.” May suffer from chronic invisibility in the dating pool. Synonymous with “gets no bitches,” but make it fashionably tragic.
2. Existing in a perpetual state of “no rizz.” May suffer from chronic invisibility in the dating pool. Synonymous with “gets no bitches,” but make it fashionably tragic.
by Clive Cyanide May 11, 2025
Get the huzz-lessmug. by WallahHabibi69 November 4, 2020
Get the Eat goru lessmug. 
A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.
It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.
Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.
Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
by The Yar February 13, 2018
Get the Could care lessmug. Facebook "Would you like to see more content like this?"
*Show More* *Show Less*
Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
*Show More* *Show Less*
Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2022
Get the Show lessmug. by Francisco2K9 December 26, 2022
Get the Spend for Lessmug.