Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

corona masker

Someone who believes the media hype without researching for them self and follows the mass population

Example ... Sheeple

Look at those steeple wearing masks for covid19
They are corona maskers

by Woken up April 9, 2020

Pack My Musket

When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.

Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!

by musketeer69 January 8, 2019

Music City Musket Loader

When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"

My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022

Futher Mucker

How to say Mother Fucker in front of children you don't want learning "Adult" language.

Futher Mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)

by slavens (slave-ens) July 24, 2008

Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(

Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022

muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.

by Muskrat King March 6, 2012