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Murphy's law

If something can go wrong it will
What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020
by Smalltowngirl20 June 5, 2020
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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face
When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode
by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020
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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
by Alester December 24, 2020
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murghak

A baby murgh (aka chicken) OwO <3333
by murghakoiman October 21, 2022
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Murpheh

A derg that gets pergent all the time because of FrasierYT
I FERKED MURPHEHS ASSHOLE! Screams frasierYT
by Funeh Derg October 6, 2023
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heady murph

the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus
wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!
by therockawayj March 27, 2010
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