Murphy's law

If something can go wrong it will

What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020

by Smalltowngirl20 June 5, 2020

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face

When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode

by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

murghak

A baby murgh (aka chicken) OwO <3333

Look at that cute lil murghak!

by murghakoiman October 21, 2022

Murpheh

A derg that gets pergent all the time because of FrasierYT

I FERKED MURPHEHS ASSHOLE! Screams frasierYT

by Funeh Derg October 6, 2023

heady murph

the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus

wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!

by therockawayj March 27, 2010