A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

by OMG I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU May 21, 2009

A crab who is unfair, in something, attempting to oppress a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea/ocean, and standing in the presence of a concession facility. That crab also is drove by money and greed while a yellow sponge is roasting him.
by The_Best_Duck_Around March 26, 2017

by Ghftdd January 29, 2018

Gurthiest cock in the world, Mr. salters and him snatch students as the walk under vents in the ceiling and if theres one thing Mr. waibel loves is testicles. He’s half bear and hunk. Teacher at JHS.
by ElonMusk15 May 30, 2018

by FEARONFUCKER19 January 15, 2019

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
by Big Blallus August 23, 2023
