massaponax high school

The worst druggy high school in the county. All there is are trashy teachers and drug dealers. the lunch is shit and the bathrooms have spider webs.

“Massaponax high school is so ghetto!”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Message To Loser

Jacknjellify's song where Four (the host of BFB) scolds and insults Loser for being manipulative, lying asshole just before he gets eliminated in BFB 16.

"You assume you're so righteous, so blind to your lying!"
-A line in Message To Loser.

by No u uhcunyviovcfnjm February 4, 2021

Message From the Other Side

When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.

"I'm gonna end it all, I was just taking a dump, and I got the Message From the Other Side"

by YaBoiNW February 5, 2023

Massanutten

A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.

He went on vacation to this resort and gave her a Massanutten since there was nothing else to do.

by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023

Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.

John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.

by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009

Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 6, 2010

deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014