Moonies

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

There were a lot of moonies at ecstatic dance last night.

by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024

Moonie

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night

by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024

Mooney

When the moon is visible.

Person 1: Oh there’s the moon .

Person 2: Yeah, It’s Mooney out tonight.

by User4948 April 19, 2024

Mooney cheeks

A maniac with a thick, juicy guyawt.

That Mooney cheeks was crazy!

by Poopyfart3825 May 22, 2024

Mooney

Verb

The act of turning your back to someone, bending over and exposing your buttocks.

1. Dave gave the bouncer a Mooney

2. “That car almost hit you, give him a Mooney”

by dat guy1 December 18, 2024

moonkeey man

An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.

"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."

by [man}P[M] December 19, 2024

mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.

by granite14 February 14, 2025