montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

by BeelynnD February 10, 2022

Montana Bennett

Is so seductive. Always down for a good laugh. Just says like these dumb things that literally make you laugh your head off. She has greeny-blue eyes like the grass after the floods in Brisbane and she has small ear lobes. She can also do like the funniest voices omg and matches whatever the energy is

Hey Papi, I missed you! Montana Bennett makes me wet in my sleep at night. Papi, open those legs for me ;)

- From Hollie Le Griffon

by flaffil March 8, 2022

dirty moranchez

Get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). As she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.

"Oh man, you won't believe what I did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick."

by Ivana Dirtymoranchez December 29, 2011

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

Kayly Moran

Fucking Snitch

"Hey Professor, You know you messed up the grade and gave everyone better grades than they actually got right? You better fix that." *while nose is brown as shit*

Kayly Moran? Is that the on who made Joe fix that exam we got extra points on?

Yeah, fucking snitch.

by Ron_Burgandy_ November 6, 2019