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Monk fish

A destruction of individuals during rough sex and by taken videos and photos of them laying flat.
Your daughter laid flat after rough sex and laid there like a monk fish in the sea
by Clubnewcasino September 10, 2022
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jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020
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dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.
that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:
by cheek tap man June 15, 2017
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chess the monke

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls
sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool
by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022
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Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing
(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.
by Expert1111 May 13, 2009
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havin a monk

when you're having a monk
jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee
by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020
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monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.
after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep
by ely123456 April 25, 2011
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