monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011

Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007

Sticky Monday

The act of using corn syrup as lube during anal or vaginal intercourse. Typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on Mondays only. However, any day of the week will suffice.

Ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.

by James Cayman August 4, 2009

Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..

Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!

by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019

Mondayrito

Slang; refers to a group of 'lads' going to get a burrito on a hungry first day of the week lunchtime, after a weekend full of heavy drinking, raucous behaviour and sunburnt skin.

Gazza, fishing rod and dressing gowns optional.

What a weekend lads, thank god its Mondayrito!

by Jehovah123 July 12, 2010

Monday

The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"

by MrJonesAndMe September 24, 2012

Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.

Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.

by Srslywtf December 11, 2014