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Failblog moment

When someone makes such an embarrassingly stupid mistake that it is worthy to be on Failblog.org in picture or video form. The funny equivalent to a kodak moment.
Actual example from Failblog.org:

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.

That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
by Dj Djuric July 22, 2009
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Reddit Moment

Reddit Moment is a slang term mocking moments when Reddit has cringeworthy commentary or discussion. The phrase is a particularly popular way to mock times when a Redditor is demonstrating how he or she believes Reddit is the superior social networking platform in contrast with other sites.
Someone called TikTok bad!!!! Time to post it on r/Reddit Moment and get free karma!!!!
by mihneabac November 4, 2020
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susan boyle moment

the feeling of amazement when somebody does something that you wouldn't expect them to from their appearance.
For example if a skator boy went and sang opera really high.

Don't judge a book but its cover
Omg she was so neat and nerdy and then she danced like that- didn't see that coming- what a susan boyle moment
by karmaeve May 9, 2009
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Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
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Thoreau moment

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.
Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment
by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009
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Sne Moment

Very brief moment of homosexual tension between two non sexually related heterosexual men.
Bruh, that's a Sne moment!
Quick Sne moment!
by BenisEaterHoly3 January 31, 2020
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Cock and ball moment

A variation of a Bruh Moment most commonly used by hardcore Cock and ball torture fanatics. In sentences it is often used alongside the phrase You like balls? You like cock and balls?
Bruh this really be a Cock and Ball moment
by CockMongler42069 June 18, 2019
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