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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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modern hippie

a person of modern times who rejects established institutions and values and seeks spontaneity and escapism, direct personal relations expressing love and happiness, and an expanded consciousness. they often express their lifestyle externally by wearing casual, folksy clothing, such as: beads, headbands, tie dye, leather, used garments, goes barefoot often, etc.
a modern day hippie can, but is not expected to: go live in the woods for months or years at a time, not shower- or shave- for weeks on end, have long hair, smoke 10 Ibs. of weed every day, trip on LSD on a regular basis, or have sex with every friend they know.
She promotes peace, love, and happiness; wears her hand- made shoes and carries around her home- made purse and her favourite shirt is tie dyed and she's had it since fourth grade: she is your modern hippie.
by knownwell&&lovesall November 6, 2007
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Modern Warfare 2 Effect

When a video game is good/fun for the first 2-8 weeks, but then turns to total shit on a stick, much like Modern Warfare 2 did.
Connor: Are you going to get Black Ops?

Jordan: Yeah, but it'll have the Modern Warfare 2 Effect since it's coming out around Christmas.
by Cap'n Jo November 5, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2019

Infinity Ward's redemption of the Call of Duty franchise, brought back many old-school COD players.
"Hey dude have you heard about Modern Warfare 2019? We might need to bring the gang back together!" -COD Veteran 1
"Real shit? I haven't played with them since MW2!" -COD Veteran 2
by SandwichEater67 November 24, 2019
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Modern Warfare 2

1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. video game
3. hours of fun
4. happiness
5. 11-10-09
the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao!
that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on!
the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod
by soulfaithful November 27, 2009
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modernified

a thing of the past adapted to modern taste. Applied mainly to fashion.
you really modernified that 50's hairstyle.
by David & Steph March 26, 2008
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Modern Jap

Modern Jap

Modern in terms of art: contemporary styles of art, literature, music, etc., that reject traditionally accepted or sanctioned forms and emphasize individual experimentation and sensibility. All of the items posted on this blog, follow this definition because modern fashion comes from the mind of the brilliant designers behind the pieces, so the items are really just pieces of art emphasizing a designers experimental success. To us, modern means you are able to use these items to come into your own, and make your own fashion statement by creating an experiment, while using the experiment of others. You aren't afraid to contradict yourself, adding new to old, old to new, edgy to simple, and grunge to classy.

JAP simply means you are fortunate to live the life, of a princess, able to afford whatever one of these items, whenever you want it. You don't have to be jewish, or american, but JAP is a figure of speech. In Modern terms, it means you are a wealthy, fashion-lover out finish your experiment.
If you're reading this, you probably like experimenting with modern fashion, which makes you, a Modern Jap.
by Bayle Antonia March 6, 2010
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