The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
Get the Mouldy monday mug.Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.
by Seedly October 11, 2009
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A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Get the Broke as a Monday night hooker mug.the one day of the week you put down the meth pipe and smoke or sell crack it has to be on monday. You also take every thing you own like hats, shirts ,pants,carpets and umbrellas and paint crack back monday on them. then give everyone you know a crack back monday shirt or hat and just like that I started a empire clothing line.
HIM: damn bro two more days and you know what ? -RANDOM OLD LADY: No dear whats that?- HIM: CRACK BACK MONDAY Bitch the day everyone puts down the meth and picks up the crack and i got some new crack back monday gear to rock also no pun intended. RANDOM OLD LADY: OH MY sounds great can you tell me how do I find some crack back monday clothes and also will need the number to the trap house I need to score some crack. HIM: Right on lady I got you.
by Rave Rabbit December 7, 2019
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Get the Blue Monday mug.1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku September 8, 2007
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Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)
by AFC3 April 30, 2011
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