Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.

I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.

by Ian September 3, 2005

fucked mister

someone who is or about to be fucked

that guy is a real fucked mister

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Misterine

Male ejaculate, Semen, Jizzim, Banana Juice.

After she blew me and I bust off in her mouth she gargled my Misterine.

by Smokey Bishop January 25, 2009

Mister Mister

1. The immediate loss of male sexual capability resulting from unintentional eye contact between two males during a three-way sexual encounter with a female. Erectile dysfunction and intense feelings of self doubt often compromise the affair, and an unrelenting awkwardness prevails in most occurances.

2. Also produced by any contact of one male penis with another.

Jimmy and I were tag-teaming the dogshit out of this little piece of trash. As one point, our dongs rubbed together causing us to look up. Unfortunately our eyes met, and a very intense case of Mister Mister set in. Neither one of us finished, and we kicked her ass out. I have not spoken with Jimmy in over 5 weeks, and I am not sure that I ever will again.

by eggdeath September 20, 2011

Mister_Alien_Dude

The strangest guy you could possibly ever meet, with an unusual predilection for sheep and driving at insane speeds.

Do not piss him off.

by W00F September 3, 2003

Oh really mister tough guy

A term used by math teachers around the world.

Student: I'm afraid I will not solve that exponent equation. I don't believe in higher powers.
Math teacher: OH REALLY MISTER TOUGH GUY?

by SAXTUSBETA November 24, 2011

Mister

See Eric Levine

by Miss March 20, 2003