australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

by beverly sex June 11, 2006

Mustached

Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.

"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."

"You just got mustached"

"Screw Chad and his mustache!"

by someangryguy November 9, 2011

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

by TheRappist June 17, 2016

Mustache

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!

I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!

by PipTiff December 25, 2011

Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.

I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!

by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010