I miss her

You feel so god damn empty.

I miss her man, I fucked something up and now I have to miss her forever. And that's a long time.

by Imissher26 July 26, 2020

Your Sister a Mister

Only used by the almighty, worse then your mom gay and everything else

Caleb:Your mom gay
Kyle:Your dad a lesbian

Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle:Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle:Just fucking melts

by NippleringBitch March 15, 2018

mishti

An amazing girl with a super sweet personality. Pretty in a unique way. She offers the best advice, but is sometimes looked down upon and ignored by people. She can be brutal when people piss her off, though. Badass and adventurous at times. A super caring girlfriend, and will always be there to help a friend.

You're such a Mishti. I love your personality, thanks for being there for me!

by Dragonheart_bitch January 28, 2016

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008

I miss you

When you miss someone so much, you start searching it in Urban Dictionary.

I miss you! Damn it.

by Very lonely in Manila :)) December 22, 2010

Miss McConnell

Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.

Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."

Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.

by Paul Revere rides again July 15, 2011