National Love Your Martha Day

The day in which you celebrate what a beautiful, amazing, strong, and cheerful person Martha is and you give them only the purest of love

1:omg do you know what day it is ?!
2:yea duhhh it’s National Love Your Martha Day so i gtg and love my girl

by catchthiswoah June 8, 2019

Martha's Vineyard

yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :

someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D

by Ashley ahlajaaa April 7, 2009

mirthquake

A quake of jolly laughter that shakes you from your feet to your fat, fat jowls.

Jerry's mirthquake pleased him.

by withoutamartyr November 14, 2006

Dirty Mirtha

When a woman sticks her finger into her vagina and wipes it under the nose of an unsuspecting passer by.

Walking down the streets of El Paso, I was pleasantly surprised by a Dirty Mirtha, followed by an intense rash the next day.

by Skank Bacon May 4, 2021

Dirt mirt

Dirty ass mother fucker who refuses to believe they’re dirty

That girl just thinks she’s so fine, but she’s nothing but a dirt mirt.

by Dirt mirt June 3, 2018

merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

by dr eddie September 13, 2009

Martha

Adj/ name: A Martha is your everyday suburban lady. Don’t confuse a Martha for a Susan, susan is a bitch.

P1: why did she’s bring cookies to school?

P2: oh you know, she’s such a Martha.

by Lulalinberg24 February 15, 2019