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Milo

A kind soft hearted poof usually used for a German Shepard dog name or a name for a man who has had intercourse with an animal or his family . The name milo originated from the greek god of male intercourse
That milo is a right poof
by Hugothebeast March 6, 2022
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Milo

He is a kind/rude boy, when he wants to be mean he will be. Milo's usually a dirty blonde, and doesn't like to share his feelings. He is very sporty, mostly he is just into basketball. He is usually hanging out with his friends and always practicing basketball with them, most of the girls are always crushing on him. Milo is super talkative, and gets in trouble a lot by the teacher during class. He talks to everyone, but not the same way. He is always making people laugh, he is really good at math and gets super good grades. If you are friends with a Milo don't let him go, just be ware that he can be super duper annoying sometimes.
Teacher: "So, today we will be working on algebra. On number one, can I get a volunteer to answer?"
*Nobody except milo raises his hand*
Teacher: "OK, Milo you have already answered every question on our lesson, anyone else??"
*Still nobody but milo raises his hand*

Teacher: "Well, I tried."
by Lavender_love January 25, 2022
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Milo

Ahhh yes the "friendly town." This town is a hick town, there is nothing special about it. And don't get me started on the diseases you could get here. You could rub shoulders or be in a 5 foot radius of one of the women here (not all) and get syphilis/herpes and probably much worse (and I mean MUCH WORSE) And yes, the women/men/its bite, just go to PVMS and you will find a bunch of ankle biters there that have cat/wolf ears AND a tail, they are covered in makeup and with one swipe, their "beauty" is gone. Tbh they look like a desk in detention, with drawings all over their face and black marks, also if you're straight at this school they will bark at you and call you homophobic because they are selfish nobodies that know nothing about common sense and how to be normal.
Some person: Whats the worst disease I could get?
Every normal person: Just go to Milo and you will find just the right one for you!
by Ashes_of_my_peepaw June 7, 2021
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Doing a Milo

Actiing in a way that destroys your political or moral credibility in front of a large audience. Named for Milo Yiannopoulos, who got himself fired from conservative politics for speaking about his youthful sexual experiences with Catholic priests.
Yeah, when he talked about dating underage girls in the Caribbean, he really was doing a Milo!
by John Edgar Boston May 16, 2021
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Milo

Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
Hey look- theres Milo with his massive cock out and sexy hoes. I wannna fuck him so hard 😩
by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
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Milo

Sensitive, Very Smart, Probably the shortest kid in the universe, Stupid in decisions, cant fight, No girl likes him and no one ever will.
Oh my gosh, Milos like- so short. I mean I will never like him lol
by therose1850 February 18, 2022
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Milo

The best and strongest Guy ever existed
by TheG69 March 8, 2018
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