When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
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Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.
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Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.
by midolob February 25, 2017
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Get the miaow miaow mug.The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
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if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
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“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
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