meaty

A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.

Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.

Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.

"she's nice and meaty!"

by karazy April 13, 2005

misty

Emotional or teared up

"Whoa, wait a minute. I'm gettin' all misty! I do not need you to see me like this!"

by Mare Garrel July 27, 2008

Masty

Noun: the act of masturbation

Verb: to masturbate in the absence/or for the replacement of real sex (not to be used by those who are getting the real "nasty" because it's just not fair for them to be both entertaining and gettin' some)

Noun: I love to do the masty

Verb: I got all masty with myself last night and it was niiiiiicccceee....

by Bisco G August 16, 2009

Misty Fista

A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

by Terry AKA KingD February 5, 2008

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 13, 2008

messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

Misty rain

Misty rain- a type of man that is slightly pathetic but would still, as a female, get you wet.

'Tony is so misty rain. He is so pathetic but damn it, he makes me wet'

by SmallGems December 21, 2016