Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.

"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"

by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020