Medicare

Crap that helps old people when they get sick

Person 1-Oh, that old guy is so sick! How can he pay for medical bills?
Person 2-It's okay, he's got medicare.

by TacoLaddyyy May 26, 2009

glaucoma medication

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)

Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.

by OFGmember September 16, 2008

special medicine

Administered to ladies by a man. Suitable for all ailments. Comes in a one-shot pump dispenser.

Lady "Not tonight Reginald, I have a headache"
Man "Not to worry dear, have some special medicine ... " zip ... BOING

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

'Merica

Slang for "The United States of America"

This is 'Merica. And in 'Merica, we don't need no foreigners! 'Merica!

by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

Merican

Merican is a real American who shoot big ass guns, and eats big ass pussy

"look at that badass man, who is he?"
"A merican man!"

by Radstone January 12, 2020

medicine head

Feeling bleary and gross from the side-effects of prescription medications that doctors aggressively pour down your throat.

I keep spacing out at work because I've got medicine head from these new blood-pressure pills I'm taking.

by diabetesboy67 February 10, 2012

medical marijuanazation

The process of implementing a program once a state's medical marijuana laws have been passed.

The Colorado organization is helping Arizona with the medical marijuanazation of their state.

by JDRism January 22, 2011