Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023

Mel placard

Airline term which means "minimum equipment list. In simple terms
This is a minor mx (maintenance) issue which will not keep the aircraft from flying it's prescribed route.

We have a reading light out in seat 39a's pcu(passenger control unit) we can put a mel placard on it and send it on its way

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe

Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.

by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

Mel

The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3

Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.

by EzW000 November 24, 2021

mel

if you mel someone you are backstabbing or “being a snake” to someone.

don’t mel me!

by ellienor June 10, 2020

mel and rob

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I want the type of relationship Mel and Rob have they are perfect for each other.

by Mel&Rob August 7, 2022

Mel

they are great and are too good for mortal men.. but mortal wemon. they have brown-black hair and brown-yellow eyes they are really hot and get all the laidies regardless of their pronouns and are real nice :3

wow look at Mel! they hooot :)

by i is cool :3 OwO June 7, 2022