melsy

an amazing and creative nickname for the name "Melissa," also used, in general, to describe loving, but klutzy women.

*upon meeting a girl named Melissa*
"o hai melsy!"

or

*upon seeing a girl fall in gym class*
"that girl is such a melsy"

by eyo Oy February 25, 2010

messyskins

hispanics who work in construction or something like that and get really dirty. they're probably illegal, so they can't get good enough jobs to afford to take a bath every day

"Take a bath, filthy messyskins! Ya stank!"

by Craig Depew January 2, 2009

Measy

A sloppy shit, ice creamish, messy.

Watch the short film 'two girls one cup'- perfect example of the word- "measy"

by ayadih January 5, 2008

messy

Lookin good, Something of style, Something Good.

Dat track is MESSY!
Dat Tracksuit is MESSY!

by EntertainmentD October 17, 2006

Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.

OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011