mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

Mega faggot

Jesus gang

Chloe: oh dang my Jesus gang are mega faggots

by Nigerian army May 19, 2019

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020

Mega Pidh

So first of all Pidh means pussy in Albanian, and Mega means big, so in Albanian slang, this is used when there is a very attractive girl or woman.

Wow, look at that Mega Pidh!

(Albanian) O bir kqyre far Mega Pidh!

by Qafagangster2005 February 3, 2023

Mega Rostar

An absouloute God at YouTube, one of the best YouTubers on earth! Go subscribe to Mega Rostar, he is our lord and should praise him for the rest of our life’s to ensure we go to Heaven. And could be used to describe someone amazing.

Phil: WOW! This YouTube is a real Mega Rostar!
Dan: He sure is.

by Cameron Fullard May 26, 2018

mega-BSer

noun: a compulsive liar; can be used to reference any living creature, human and/or non-human; can be used to reference Cole.

"You know, I wish Cole wasn't such a mega-BSer. He lies about everything."

by subatlanticexplorer June 24, 2008

Mega Faggot

A man whom is gay that cheats on his male spouse.

Look it's a Mega Faggot

by Mega Man 0987654 January 20, 2017