Meerab

A Meerab is one of the most caring, trustworthy friends ever. They are what you call 'perfect,' or as close to perfect as possible. Meerabs tend to be extremely pretty, outstandingly academic, and skilled in athletics. They are basically good at everything. Not only that, but they are the best of friends possible, since you can lean on them during your darkest times. Meerabs put other's happiness and well-being before her own's. Meerabs also tend to be very modest, and they laugh at their friend's lame jokes even though they are not funny.

Rameesha: *scores a goal*
Nora: Woah that was EPIC!!!
Rameesha: No, not weally. It vasn't wery good...
Nora: It looked like the picture you drew of a soccer player shooting an impossible goal, and got an award for 'outstanding artistic achievement.'
Rameesha: Exactly. That picture vasn't wery good. Anyvays, Surbee's vas better.
Nora: Laugh Out Loud. Stop being such a Meerab!

by cookie.monstre June 29, 2015

Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.

The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.

by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011

Meester

An absolute slaughter of the word Mister. Usually used in an conjunction with a normal name; once used, nicknames ensue.

Person 1: Meester Robert! Over here!

Robert: FML

by Lord Benjamin Haha Volio June 4, 2010

meet and beat

The very first day you meet someone you have sex with them

john: how many dates did it take before you banged sarah?

mike: 1st night, she was a meet and beat.

john: nice! (fabolous voice)

by mojo the great January 4, 2011

meet me in the bathroom

Phrase used by inmates mostly in juvenile type facilities, such as detentions and other types of kid prisons. One inmate says this to another when he/she wants to fight the person they are saying it to. The bathroom is a place where staff cannot see the fight take place, so no one gets in trouble.

Outside of lockup, many people still use this phrase as a joke, upon disagreement.

What are you talking about? That band rocks! Meet me in the bathroom !

by Kevin Fusco June 11, 2006

Meet

To french kiss someone, used in Belfast mainly, sometimes heard in Dublin, Similar to face which is used in Antrim and Ballymena, also similar to shift which is used near the border
To meet, to snog someone
to be meeting, not going out but not 100% single
to have met, past tense

steek- Ere will yee meet me mate?
millie- aye, wen were?
steek- nie
millie- hi much i getin paid?

by wee mee :D July 23, 2008

meerman

A gay, homosexual male, who has an extreme addiction to

receiving a good anal pounding.

That dude has to be a meerman, did you see how he was walking?

by stevieisgay September 29, 2011