math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022

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math

a subject in school that you learn to do.

i learn math in my school

by Eric Desautel December 25, 2007

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math

Ebonics for "phone number."

Yo, let me get your math.

by Chris De February 8, 2009

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Mathed

Literally whatever you want

I just mathed you

by HaBleh27 September 25, 2018

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The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

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Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005

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