material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 23, 2009

materialistic

What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.

"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.

by Shameless Plug January 9, 2004

Matei

Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.

Matei has such a big head!

by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Trophy Mates

A prize companion after achieving great success, money , power and respect. An educated and very attractive mate. Wife Material. Husband Material. A highly sought after woman or man. A conquest worth chasing. The type of mate you bring home to momma. A woman that most other women envy due to her beauty, brains and booty. An adored longterm girlfriend. Your support network. Someone that always holds you down. Someone that always has your back. The best companion in the room. A mate that is successful, loyal, committed and very ambitious. A mate that will take care of home. A mate that can handle his business in the bedroom and the boardroom. A faithful mate. A woman who is faithful til the end. The best mother and wife. Very, very attractive female with a great body and is very successful that men lust after. A successful, envied couple who has money, power , respect and more importantly a solid relationship built upon mutual respect, love , devotion , honesty and passion.

"I'm looking for Trophy Mates tonight." "Everyone of those ballers are Trophy Mates." "She's a Trophy Mate." "Let's head to this Harvard party to pull some Trophy Mates." "Girl, he's a physician and thats Trophy Mate material." "Who amongst us has Trophy Mates prowess?" "Trophy Mates...the world belongs to us!"

by Rhonda Coleman of Trophy Entertainment October 29, 2006

husband material

basically kim tae hyung aka V.

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*

by makavelimamie March 29, 2017

pornographic material

A video of a man sticking his dick into a women's vagina

Cole beats his meat to pornographic material every night before he goes to sleep

by DirtyDan57 November 30, 2017

Best friend material

Someone who is amazing , and funny and is always there for you , no matter what

Emilee T . Is best friend material .

by Idontknoworcare December 3, 2016