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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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mannie

an unusual person; someone who acts in a ridiculous way; someone who dumbly thinks other people care about what they are saying.
I can't believe JR just said that; he is such a MANNIE.
by stdoubleop January 11, 2008
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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008
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mannip

a girl who attracts men like a cat is attracted to catnip. guys go crazy for this girl, for whatever reason. usually the man falls madly in love in the matter of days.
Kate: "DAMN MANNIP!"
Jessi: "You had another one fall hard for you, didn't you?"

Matthew: "I don't know what it is about Kate, but I am crazy about her."
Chris: "Watch out, bro, she's got mannip."
by poison76ivy March 12, 2013
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Dirty Manning

When you slide your nuts and butt hole across a chick face simply for your own amusement.
(Man to friend) "i saw this chick wearing a peyton manning jersey and it inspired me to slide up on her and give her a hall of fame dirty manning"
by Runnamukk775 September 12, 2016
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Magnificent Whore

Any woman who makes sex with her man a Pleasurable Priority. She wears sexy costumes, talks dirty, watches porn with him, swallows, uses sex props, and she constantly mixes-it-up with all sorts of sexual delights, such as: shower sex, blow jobs, hand jobs, rimming or anal sex. She is her man's Personal Porn Star. A total Sex Goddess, who is always his soft place to fall.
"Jared respected and valued his partner because she was always a Magnificent Whore in the bedroom."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018
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Macnien

A girl that is ugly, rude, and stabs people in the back. They are wanna be cool people but, are just everything wrong in a girl. They try to get all trending clothes but, just can’t look good in them and make them look 100x worse. Macnien’s are girls who can’t grow up and are hypocrites. Macnien’s are girls that have pimples on their face, and need proactive.
Macnien’s are fake Snakes.
by Theredhandeddonkey May 30, 2018
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