stuff maintenance

The endless, de-moralizing, de-humanizing rearrangement of belongings.

Wife: I've just spent three hours on stuff maintenance and I haven't even got to the kid's rooms.

by perfect husband January 7, 2012

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

Samantha Manitoba

1.5 oz tequila
1 snowball
1 lime wedge
Top with ginger ale

I'm gonna pound a Samantha Manitoba

by Puns_slut March 15, 2019

Hoe'manater

A sandwich eaten by Hoes' In The Road.

I want a Hoe'manater Full Meal Deal for lunch.

by Queenie P.B.F.H. July 23, 2019

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020

Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022