mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

by pseudonymn December 16, 2013

Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.

After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!

by Addictive1 June 19, 2006

mail drop

1.a punch to the face.
(also "mail droped".)

chavo got mail droped for woofin' shit.
this sucker's 'bout to get mail droped.

by Cuco October 4, 2003

panty mail

when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.

guess what I got some panty mail.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015