FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

mail tears

you don't know how to spell don't you

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears

by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.

After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!

by Addictive1 June 19, 2006

mail drop

1.a punch to the face.
(also "mail droped".)

chavo got mail droped for woofin' shit.
this sucker's 'bout to get mail droped.

by Cuco October 4, 2003

panty mail

when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.

guess what I got some panty mail.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015