Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 06, 2006

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

mail drop

1.a punch to the face.
(also "mail droped".)

chavo got mail droped for woofin' shit.
this sucker's 'bout to get mail droped.

by Cuco October 04, 2003

panty mail

when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.

guess what I got some panty mail.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

Scum mail

When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.

You got scum mail.

"Babe who just snapped you?"

"Oh, don't worry boo that's just scum mail."

by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017