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Magmortified

When a man shits into the mouth of another man and forces him to eat it. This is usually done slowly and the "Magmortifer" (the man eating the shit) chews it while the "Magmortifier" watches.

Also known as a person who thinks alot, though they are more commonly called a Concept Ninja.
Man 1: Let's perform Magmortified!
Man 2: Yeah!!
*Man 1 pulls down pants and shits in mouth*
by soupyalphabet October 18, 2008
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magoffechitefets

verb An expression formed as an anagram of the phrase "get me off this face" that is used to show distress while lying down on the floor (face down) while heavily inebriated and unable to get up.
Ah!, magoffechitefets!
by consiliencefati December 22, 2008
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Magma of Joy

often used in a pick up line. this term is known as jiz
"Man: are you bored because my Mt. Fun is erupting and you're about to get covered in the Magma of Joy."

"My Magma of Joy just flowed into the trench of love."
by W1bUlR8inkM2 April 17, 2009
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magami

Magami is so beautiful today!
by TheAnimeLady December 29, 2016
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magam

is that magam?
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Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.
"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"
by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020
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stinkums magoo

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022
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