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Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.
Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing
by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011
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chess the monke

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls
sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool
by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022
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monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.
"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"
by MonkSootKing February 6, 2015
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Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.
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Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing
(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.
by Expert1111 May 13, 2009
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Monk's Sleeve

Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.
God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
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havin a monk

when you're having a monk
jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee
by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020
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