moo job

A heavy woman with large breasts. Can have positive or negative connotations, depending on the speaker's tastes.

Wow, she's a total moo job.

by Allochthon September 13, 2008

moo van

A mini van that a breeder or parent of children drives

Jesus Emma that Breeder had her Moo Van stuffed with so many crotch fruit it made my uterus hurt.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Mountain Moo

A tasty, yet curdling concoction of Mountain Dew and Milk.

Hey dude, you want some Mountain Moo?

by Edan October 14, 2004

Kelly Moo

The most ugliest person in the universe who's cud is twinkies and says moooooo often snores like a cow smells worse then a cow and even ways more than a cow

Guy 1: Did you see my new wife kelly !!
Guy 2: DAY-UMM shes a total cow...KELLY MOO !!
Kelly: UM NOM NOM !!! MOOOOOO

by Rednecks 1215 July 31, 2011

moo bag

A woman´s breast

Shit yea, I´d titty fuck those moo bags!

by karalex July 27, 2010

moo monkey

A name for someone being a total idiot

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"

by Oszero April 8, 2006

Sailor Moo

n. A nightmare or hallucination caused by eating too much shrimp tempura before watching a 12-hour Sailor Moon and Cow and Chicken DVD marathon.

Oh, man... I had a bad Sailor Moo last night

by Zelita May 9, 2005