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Southeast Missouri

So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.
How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?

Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.
by Riehnbean m January 13, 2022
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Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?
by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021
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Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.
Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits
by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021
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Missouri

Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!
Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!

Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
mugGet the Missourimug.

Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024
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Missouri southern cleanse

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
by googlemachu March 1, 2021
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