milionski

some dude on youtube

oh look it’s my least favourite youtuber milionski

by Rbfroyo May 5, 2022

mitton

A large redneck family, thats usually rich

Redneck 1: "Wow look at that recliner! How did they afford that?" Redneck 2: "Must be a mitton."

by soy un assessino March 3, 2011

Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.

What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018

Mictonicar

A mythical creature possessing the incredible power to cause the Rapture with a flick of the hoof. Mictonicars reside in the Rapturian Countryside and serve as noble steeds to Prince Unicorn Fireblack and Princess Unicorn Alesa. Although most Mictonicars live in the large, royal cluster, many prefer to ride solo, roaming freely around Rapturia because some are just that independent, you know? Many people want to live the life of a Mictonicar because it's so alluring a life, but full Mictonicar status is unreachable for any man. Because of the simple fact that it is impossible for anyone to attain the swag of a being as fantastical as this, the Mictonicar has the power to award anyone a small Mictonicar moment whenever the mood strikes it. It is an omnipresent deity. It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake like Santa Claus, only better. Why is it better you ask? Why would you ask why? You already know. When one experiences a Mictonicar moment, he or she knows it. It is an instinct thrust upon you by your guardian Mictonicar. This moment, this instinct is known as #LOAM (Life of a Mictonicar). Important note; Mictonicar MUST be capitalized if spelled out. If it isn't, your guardian Mictonicar will strike you with a violent syphilis.

1) Say, did you see that Mictonicar leap across the dusted sky?

2) Jared just had shoulder surgery and is wearing a hefty sling. That's so #LOAM.

3) Mei quit her job at Toys 'R' Us and pursued her 2 true passions; church choreography and juggling fire on unicycles. That was a very #LOAM decision on her part.

4) July 21st marked Rachel's 6th birthday and out of all her gifts, the mini backpack from Uncle Robby was by far the most #LOAM.

5) Jenna made the #LOAMest decision of her life; she adopted a plastic minority named Jamal.

6) T.J: Say, can Mictonicars dance?

Mackenzie: Why of course they can dance! Mictonicars can do whatever the eff they want to do!

by Princess Unicorn Alesa October 1, 2011

Andy Milonakis

The coolest kid who stars in his own mtv show, his style is strange yet brilliantly hilarious.

I wish I could be cool like Andy Milonakis

by Tall Paul July 18, 2005

eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali

is he gay or wat

by annonomus October 1, 2003

andy milonakis

Originally popular for his famous, "Everything is Gay" song during the superbowl, Andy Milonakis quickly became a minor legend across the net. Making various other raps as well, he even had his own website. Andy has furthered his career however, and a new age of Andy Milonakis has dawned. He now has a show on MTV, which allows him to spread the joy and happiness known as Andy across the globe... well at least anywhere with MTV. Soon he will possess all control over television, and his empire will expand throughout the internet, across the world and then it will conquer the known universe.

"Andy Milonakis can have my babies!"

by Bassbaboonist August 7, 2005