Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

ass menagerie

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda

Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.

by Rave01 June 22, 2006

menage a trois

french word for party of three. A threesome 2 guys one girl 2 girls one guy

Yo i had a menage a trois with my girl and her home girl.

by Keovani February 4, 2003

menaclause

When a woman breaks out in hot flashes and freaks out over nothing at Christmas time.

She bitched so much after she opened my Christmas present, I was convinced she was experiencing menaclause.

by woon January 9, 2011

Menacii

1. Noun. A group of delinquents working together to create chaos; or a singular menace of epic proportions.

2. Adj. Displaying menacing prowess.

Barry is such menacii he just got drenched with hand sanitizer.

by Bogus September 26, 2021

menage et trois

The french word meaning, manage in threes, or: a threesome. Commenly known for being used in Timbalands song, Bounce.

Hey Kate and Sue! Come over to my place tonight and we can menage et trois. ;)

by a regretful person. July 2, 2009

menage e twa

French for a threesome

Eilleen and I are planning a menage e twa with Jacob.

by sexxxsexxx November 22, 2009