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mamtaj

Mamtaj is someone who is like virgin mary. She will only love one person,the love of her life. Apart from that she won't even think about anyone else. She is loving,caring,kind,selfless,cute and tall. She loves her man as he is. She never complains,she cries at little things and god,she cries a lot.
You are the mamtaj of my life.
by Sajan's begum September 11, 2020
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MAMTA

Mamta as women, is the cutest women you will ever meet. She is extremely carring and full of affection. She may not easily fall for you,but once she does she will make sure that she carries that in her heart till her death bed.

One should mantain a distance when think about messing with her.
She is adorable and you would want to love her everyday.
Mamta makes me smile everyday.
by Adorable guy November 24, 2021
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Amari Maestas

Queen of all thots. She is not to be trusted. She belongs to the streets.
Person 1: Bro look at that girl over there

Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.
by Moe Lester 7676 May 6, 2020
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Malta

Some island in the Mediterrenean. Consists of 3 smaller islands, Malta, Gozo and Comino (that's why they call it an archipelago really). Malta is densley populated (imagine 400,000 citizens living in your back garden), is visited by old retired pensionants who are really desperate to spend all their money in some five star hotel with a crappy service. Out of 10 people picked out at random, 9 of them go to church every day...while the other one practically lives in church. Far too sunny, a sea that smells, "modified" cars i.e.some speaker and a metal sheet molded and crafted to form a spoiler and some side skirts. Maltese speak some language stolen from the Arabs.
Once in Malta you will regularly meet a new strange human species, the "sendikajr" they call it. These are just extreme nosy parkers whose only job is to know what are the neighbours doing. The most social area in Malta is the "super"market, where they sell food..sort of.... Here the "sendikajr" shares the news aquired during the previous day, such as how much times did Mary go to the toilet, when did she shower, when she slept with Ganni the butcher etc etc. Also, here news get amazingly modified to suit the sendikajr's pleasures.
Clubs in Malta suck. Such that teens say they have fun listening the songs of some amateur DJ during the weekend. They just stand there doing nothing except nod with their head with the beat of the music....DUM DUM DUM, ZRINZ ZRINZ ZRINZ etc.
On the Maltese roads, US astronouts test their boogy moon vehicles. They produce the same effect due to the disgraceful state of the streets.
The government workers (known in Malta as "tal-gvern") are amazingly inefficient. They do nothing properly, they walk slow, and eat a lot while at work. It's some sort of addictiveness I guess. To fix some small pot hole, 15 government workers are needed, with the difference that only 2 of them do the job while the rest sit down on some bench eating sandwiches. The problem is that a pot hole is changed into a small hill by these workers.
Education in Malta sucks due to the fact that Malta is so small that there isn't enough work for graduated students. So the ministry of education had the genial idea to harden every exam. This turned out to be very effective, since suicide rate increased and mortuaries had to employ more workers.
It sucks at the point that there are only 2 political parties, Nationalist and Labour Party and a smaller one known in Malta as the Green Party. The Labour party has been in opposition since ages ago due to the fact that it was overthrown off power since it sucked bad.
A large amount of rest-of-the-world-banned trees that cause asthma are exibited in Malta and produce lovely red, pink and white flowers.
Churches can be found in the same amount of McDonalds in New York and are very strict.
Public Transport is the worst i have ever met. Remember the old Leyland buses? They still use them in Malta. Then there is the only ship company to travel between Malta and Gozo. They thank you for using their company (called Gozo Channel) before each voyage during an announcement. The pun is that it's the only ship company, so as long as you don't decide to swim it, they have nothing to thank you for.
Highly cultured, well uneducated, boring and entertaining to old tourists, Malta bears the honor of never loosing a battle, maybe a proof of the citizens' stubborness.
Malta is a small island

If you go to Malta you'll meet the president on the bus
by Disastrous_innit? July 11, 2005
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Manstable

A term used by arrogant sluts to describe the collection of men that they can booty call at any point in time.
Girl #1: So whatchu doin' tonight, grrrrl?

Girl #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm feelin' kinda hornehhhhh. I'm probably gonna call up someone from my manstable for a good time. Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaa!
by kosherpicklejar March 27, 2010
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mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise
dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise
by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009
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mactate

derived from the verb lactate, this occurs when a man's sweat marks on his shirt are concentrated around his man-boobs
"ew look at those old guys playing basketball"
"aw man, that fat dude is totally mactating"
by woundedgazelle September 5, 2005
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