Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Malestrom

A well known and reliable distributor of high quality torrent files on The Pirate Bay. His screen name is malestrom_HH.

For more information, look it up @: www.thepiratebay.org/user/malestrom_HH

Malestrom is a Bittorrent God.

by kinkyasianbuttsex September 19, 2009

Maestro Whistle

A loud whistle that sounds like a wolf whistle (the ear-shattering noise made with two hands to hail taxis) except it uses no hands.

"That douchebag outside won't stop giving the maestro whistle to the girls outside"

by Pyrokinesis123456789 February 24, 2009

Majestic Taco

A troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

Usually a small fat troll with glasses and a friend named Santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from Norway.

Supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to X-Box live.

Has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion

Dude, Seth wheres your bro?

Uhh, the troll is up-stiars raiding a village, or killing sum nubs.

Ask him if he wants to go on a bike ride....

HEY MAJESTIC TACO WANNA GO ON A BIKE RIDE????

i cant im too busy with santa.....oh santa baby i love you

by Silentpenguin October 20, 2009

maelstrom

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

by Me July 30, 2004

Majestiality

The act of sexual intercourse with any majestical/mythical animal or group of such animals.

The act of majestiality can be performed when a person fucks a unicorn.

by Nabil H September 5, 2008

majestic lion

A sexual act where and man strokes the women pubes, while shouting RAWR like a lion

Let's do the majestic lion

by Penisfm March 29, 2015